The Universal Cryonics Society
Presents Agatha and Company

Agatha McNaughton

Here is the wonderful and enchanting Agatha McNaughton. Agatha is the heartbeat of the UCS. She came to us as a sweet young 21 year old, straight out of Oxford. We soon realized that one of her many attributes was her knowledge of cryonics. Agatha quickly worked her way through the Society to become Director of Technical Sales. Agatha now travels the world meeting with new members. If you would like to meet Agatha just give us a call.

The Three Brothers

If Agatha is the heartbeat of the UCS, these 3 lads (yes, there are three of them) are the glue that holds the Universal Cryonics Society together. These fellows were first discovered by our research director Shivas Irons in the city of Ulan Ulde, west of Lake Baykal, in southern Siberia just north of the Mongolian border. The brothers are members of an obscure religious sect which specializes in the use of spices for human preservations.

Shivas found the three brothers (we keep their identities secret to prevent our competition from discovering our preservation methods) while they were performing a preservation ritual. Shivas quickly realized the potential of melding cryogenics with spice preservations which is why we call this process   "cryonics". Shivas made a remarkable find which has put The Universal Cryonics Society at the forefront in the field of human preservations.